The Best Chat-Up Lines for Saint Valentine's Day Special.

The Best Chat-Up Lines for Saint Valentine's Day (or...Can't you see I love you when it's sticking out a mile?).

Chat-up lines are short sentences used to start a conversation with someone you are attracted to. They can be cheesy (very difficult to define- overly sentimental, insincere, cheap), romantic, sexual or a mixture of all three. 

Many have a double meaning (usually romantic or sexual) and are meant to be humorous and/or clever. Others can be very direct.



I will give you a hand with of some of the language but the sexual stuff you will have to find yourself. Firstly some that don't need explaining:

I think there's something wrong with my mobile phone... Would you mind calling it for me.

I'm new in town, could you direct me to your house please?

I've lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

I have a pen, you have a phone number think of the possibilities!

Congratulations! You've just won the competition for the most beautiful woman in the room and the first prize is a night with me. 

Slightly more clever:

I bet you ten pounds you're not going to have a chat with me.

I thought I come over and chat before you caught me staring at you.

Be different and say yes.

You're so lovely you make me want to go out and get a job.

Would you help me with my self-esteem?

Will you marry me just for one night?

Do you believe in love at first sight because if not, I'll walk by again.
(This was the one women preferred). 

Sex is going to start rearing its ugly head now.    

Do you sleep on your stomach, if not I will?

Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No! Lets go upstairs and talk.

There's a sale going on in my bedroom. Clothes are 100% off! (Cheesy....!)

Would you like an Australian kiss, it's like a French kiss but down under? (Australia is often referred to as being situated 'down under'. The other meaning I'll leave to you)

Can you make my softwear turn into hardwear?

Lie down, I think I love you.

Do you work in Subway, cause you're giving me a foot long?

Your underwear is like a mirror. I can see myself in it.(See Myself- reflected and also imagine myself) 

Are those space pants because your ass looks out off this world (Out of This World -incredible).


Sweet and Strange ones:

The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Did you just fart, because you've blown me away (Blow someone away = impress them very much... Good luck with that one).

God must have been in a good mood when we met.

Roses are red, violets are blue (This usually ends: sugar is sweet but not as sweet as you), I've got a gun, get in the van.

You must be tired because you've been running though my mind (I've been thinking about you) all night.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I'm not drunk just intoxicated by you.

Are you religious because you're the answer to my prayers?

You're like a cappuccino- hot, sweet and you make me nervous.


Other Favourites.

You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.

If you were a McDonald's burger...You'd be a McGorgeous.

PENGUIN....! I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

Inheriting $80,000,000 means nothing when you've got a weak heart.

Are you a parking ticket, cause you've got fine written all over you?

Close your eyes and think of George Clooney.

I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock.


Finally, the direct approach...

I like the shoes... Wanna fuck?

Any other contributions received with thanks.....Happy Valentine's.

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